Ex-Girlfriend Blackens Every Day: Chapter 33
ARC 3: SWAPPED EX-GIRLFRIEND (1)
"I really want to take it home!"
"Little kitty, are you hungry? This sister has a biscuit for you!!"
Linlang who had just exited the mission walked by without a glance.
At first, the little black cat was quite proud of being surrounded by a group of girls, but then it saw that person kept walking further away. Did its beautiful, good-hearted, and intelligent master not want it anymore?
"Wu—" Hot tears fell down as it ran towards her. It swore it was going to jump into her arms.
Master, love me again!
The other party dodged perfectly.
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The little cat's face struck the wall.
Linlang folded her arms and prodded the 'corpse' with her foot a few times.
"My little cutie, are you still alive? Your master doesn't have any money for a coffin right now and can only throw you into the wilderness to feed the stray dogs."
Cat: "..."
It must have met a fake pet owner!
Linlang looked at the cat that stared at her like an idiot. It didn't even know its nose was bleeding.
"You little fool."
"Master, I'm not a fool!" It complained.
"Nose bleed."
"Wha?"
Then it stretched out its paws and saw red. Oh, good. It immediately fell to the ground and started twitching. The cat waved its paw at her with a forlorn expression that said, 'Master, we part until the next life'.
Linlang: "..."
Anyway, it got its wish and was embraced by its beautiful young miss.
Ah, getting injured was a wonderful thing!
After a few days of rest, Linlang planned to go to the Female Lead Department to see Junwan while Meiqiu was sleeping.
Is she back yet?
When she got there, she happened to see a tall and handsome man standing next to Junwan. He exuded a cold and detached air, but was full of tenderness for that one person.
Yo, is this an adulterer?
Time to make trouble!
Linlang smirked.
"A Wan, are you back? I missed you so much!" Linlang grinned as she skillfully hugged her slender waist then looked at the man with a provocative gaze.
Is this stinky brat looking for death? The man narrowed his eyes ominously.
"Speak properly, don't use your hands." Junwan said this, but she subconsciously supported Linlang so she wouldn't fall.
The intimate gesture infuriated the man.
Linlang's smile was more brilliant.
"This person seems to be an agent." Linlang saw it at a glance and whispered in her friend's ear, "Did you provoke someone in the mission world again?"
The number one beauty did not lack suitors.
It was a shame that ordinary people couldn't pick this mountain flower.
"He's the male lead from my last world. His identity is somewhat influential so he ended up chasing me all the way here." Junwan answered casually.
"Tsk tsk, my dear, your love life is abundant." Linlang teased.
Someone's sharp eyes swept over her.
Linlang immediately made a gesture of zipping her mouth shut.
Junwan raised an eyebrow and her charming phoenix eyes were full of indifference. "Qin Hao, I told you, a task is one thing while reality is another. I've never had any thoughts for you."
The man named Qin Hao pursed his thin lips. "You're lying. You obviously like me. You even took a knife for me! I—I don't believe you don't care!"
"That was only for the task." Linlang smiled over Junwan's shoulder. "A Wan won't like anyone other than me. Isn't that right, my dear?"
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This little villain is making trouble again.
"You—you two?!" The man's eyes widened in disbelief.
"That's right. It's the kind of relationship you're thinking of." Linlang hugged her neck and planted a sweet kiss on her cheek.
Junwan: "!!!"
This innocent old lady is going to be destroyed at the hands of this little devil.
The man who witnessed the profound companionship between women walked off in a huff.
Linlang held out her hand with a proud and crafty expression of someone expecting a reward. "Look, I chased the person off so perfectly, how are you gonna thank me?"
"Oh, this." She beckoned her over. "I have something good for you."
Linlang leaned over with some doubt.
Soft lips immediately fell on her cheek.
"The kiss of the first beauty is very valuable. You better treasure it well, my dear."
Junwan escaped with a big smile on her face.
Linlang: "..."
To hell with that!
Junwan had just completed a mission, and so two people and a cat traveled to faraway lands.
Of course, once it was over, they had to go back to work.
She yawned and received the next job.
It was a higher world with a seemingly impossible turnaround.
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The dark sky showed it to be twilight, and the woman on the bed woke up to find a man lying next to her.
She sat up halfway, her dark hair slipping slowly down her back, but the large bruises and red marks puckering her skin looked grotesque. Tsk, he really doesn't know how to treasure the fairer sex. Linlang resisted the urge to kick him off.
She pinched her chin in thought. The plot this time around was very emotional.
A high school student transmigrated from the modern world to the Wei Dynasty. Her distinctive words and actions made her stand out from the masses and many children of nobility were enamored by her. Although the person sleeping next to her had the greatest status in the land, he couldn't get the transmigrated woman.
Her current identity was the most talented daughter in the capital. She was the pearl in Chancellor Zhou's palm and was to marry Prince Wei. No one would have imagined that the nobleman who pledged a lifetime would be no better than a stranger. He ordered people to knock her out and sent her unconscious body to the palace.
All so he could protect his beloved woman.
The tyrannical Wei Emperor took a fancy to the adorable transversed female and went against the minsters' opposition to take her as his imperial concubine. In order to crack down on his objectionable younger brother, Prince Wei was ordered to hold a wedding ceremony with Lady Zhou on the same day.
The man pretended to accept the decree but secretly swapped the two people. He placed Zhou Linlang—the woman who was supposed to be his wife—in the red sedan and sent her to the palace.
Emperor Wei returned that evening to discover that she had been exchanged and vented his anger on Zhou Linlang. Zhou Linlang woke up the next day feeling unbearably humiliated and struck her head on a pillar. Meanwhile, the transmigrated woman replaced Zhou Linlang as the Chancellor's daughter and lived a life of comfort.
After a series of tear-jerking drama plots, she and Prince Wei became a golden couple and traveled around the world. As for Emperor Wei, he disbanded the harem for her and spent his last years alone.
Haha, such an affectionate play!
What to do? She wants to kill people.
One of my favourite things about this novel, is that the real otp is Junwan and Linlang. Not in a romantic sense, but because they are each other’s number one, and each other’s home to return to after each world. It’s so rare to find this type of female friendship in novels, especially with such a cunning and emotionally strong female lead! Thank you so much for translating my favourite novel, and for the chapter as always.
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DeleteI kind of thirsty with sisterhood because, you know almost every female (other than FL) in BG novel is b*tch -_- who forgot their brain.
DeleteJust landed and she already wants to kill people! 🤠I'm looking forward to this arc.
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ReplyDeleteGee hopefully this arc won't disappoint me if not imma stop reading this fr ;-;
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