Ex-Girlfriend Blackens Every Day: Chapter 60
ARC 3: YOUNG MASTER'S EX-GIRLFRIEND (9)
Suddenly, the phone went off.
He clutched his head in irritation then glanced at the clock. It was three o'clock in the morning.
Dammit, who's bothering him so freaking early in the morning? This was very disrespectful, okay?
Believe it or not, I'll bash your head in!
Hua Shao picked up the call with a dangerous expression "Xue Shao, I swear if there's nothing wrong..." he said with a bad temper.
"Hua Shao, help—help me! I'm being chased by a dog!"
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"Ah! you keep fucking chasing me, you bastard! This young master's not a meat bun!"
That's right. You're not a meat bun, you're a nut case.
"Fuck, this lowlife even called other dogs! Little bitch!"
Hua Shao was still lost.
Xue Shao was falling apart on the other side.
"Hua Shao, come and help me. This young master is getting besieged by a bunch of dogs! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!"
Hua Shao: "..."
Why has this eldest young master's style of painting becoming more unfathomable these days?
Why the hell is he being chased by dogs?
At four o'clock in the morning, in a deserted street, two handsome teenagers were squatting on the side of the road sniffing car exhaust fumes as they ate 3 yuan fried noodles.
Hua Shao was in denial.
His graceful image of a noble's son has been shattered by a certain bastard.
One shouldn't make friends indiscriminately!
A few sexy ladies in skimpy clothes walked in front of him. Hua Shao, who was in the middle of eating, couldn't hold back his casanova disposition and whistled to tease them.
As a result, the ladies took pity on him and groped his smooth cheeks. They slipped him a few large bills and earnestly said, 'Little brother, you should perform honest labor and conduct yourself well.'
Honest labor...is that something that can be associated with him?
Can it? Can it??
Hua Shao, who had always been successful in every endeavor, felt the chaos in the wind1.
For the first time in his life, he was chased by a dog! All for a brother!
Xue Shao narrowed his eyes at him.
Hua Shao silently bowed his head.
Okay, fine. The fried noodles are pretty good. He'll pretend never heard or saw anything earlier.
"Can you now explain to me why you were being chased by a dog? Don't tell me your old lady really likes those meat buns." Hua Shao rolled his eyes and had a disgusted expression on his face.
No matter how much face the young master has lost, he wouldn't wrestle a dog over something to eat, right?
You should know that when he rushed over, he saw this guy swooping down like a wolf to snatch the food away from the dog's mouth.
Hua Shao was stunned on the spot.
Is this a scene from an action movie?
"What do you know."
Xue Shao glanced at him then broke open the damaged meat bun that had fallen on the ground to reveal the ring hidden inside! "Oh shoot!" Hua Shao was taken aback. "Is that even a thing?!"
Who would hide the proposal ring in a steamed bun? Where is the aesthetic?
Anyone would reject such a proposal in a heartbeat, right?!
As a result, a certain guy actually explained quite plausibly, "I was planning on proposing today. I made a perfect-looking bun and put the ring inside. What do you think? Creative, isn't it? Linlang would have definitely cried if she saw it! It's rare for this young master to put so much thought into something. Who would have thought I'd run into a bunch of bastards on the road!"
Xue Shao felt unhappy as he said this. His beautiful dream is all gone! So hateful!
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Hua Shao couldn't help but speak out. He received an eye roll from the young master.
"Shut up if you don't understand!"
"...so overboard." Hua Shao muttered.
This guy was as meek as a kitten in front of Linlang, but when replaced with someone else, he immediately became a ferocious bandit leader.
"Just my luck. I've lost all face. How am I going to explain it to her when I go back?"
The young master made a U-turn and fretted over this 'foolhardiness'.
"I don't think you need to say anything. Just kneel on the washboard right away."
"Ha?"
Hua Shao gave him a meaningful eye signal.
Xue Shao frowned, "Are your eyes cramping? Why do you keep blinking? Should we go to the hospital to check it out?"
"..."
This emotional IQ... Forget kneeling on the washboard, he should just kneel on a durian.
As soon as the words fell, the young master's ear was twisted.
"Aiyaiyah! Aiyo, wife, be lighter!"
"I say, Classmate Xue, you were so gallant a moment ago. Stealing food from a dozen dogs, your little body must be very robust!
"Wait, what are you hiding? Hand it over."
Classmate Xue pitifully pulled out the miserable-looking bun.
"What is this?"
He said dejectedly, "The ring I worked for two months to save up was bitten by a dog before I could put it on you.."
Linlang: "..."
This stupid ditz!
Is the ring more important than your life?
She didn't know what to say.
"Let me see, where does it hurt?" She touched his face with her fingers. "Is it still painful?"
He quickly shook his head and just stared at her with a foolish smile.
Today, his wife was wearing a short blue floral skirt. Her beautiful lets were long and white, and her cheeks even looked pink. He really wanted to touch her! No, this won't do. If he's caught drooling over her, his wife will shun him!
"I originally planned on consoling you with a kiss but that doesn't seem necessary right now. You're a staunch one. You can survive all on your own." Linlang raised her eyebrows.
When the young master heard this, his eyes widened. Shoot, did he just miss out on such good welfare?
He immediately groaned and said he was uncomfortable. His ability to touch porcelain was unrivaled.
"It hurts right here. I got scratched many times!
"Here too. Here, right here. It's all bruised."
Xue Shao had a pitiful expression on his face as he looked at her with clear and pure eyes full of longing. "Wife, come and comfort me."
Linlang was both angry and amused. She smacked his forehead. "What, do you still want me to comfort you? How should I customize it for you?"
The young master turned shy and his ears reddened. "That, if you want to, I don't mind..."
The villain in his heart jumped wildly.
Awooo! Go ahead! Do it!
He wants his little wife to give him sweet, sweet comfort!
"Okay, I'll comfort you when we get home."
Linlang raised her lips in a smile as bright as spring.
"Then, then let's go home right away."
The young master's heart was itching. He felt like he had butterflies fluttering inside him. There was no more nonsense. As soon as he stood up, he picked her up and ran off.
Hua Shao, who was squatting on the side of the road, stared at the deserted street in a daze.
So, did you just completely forget about this big living person?
Is his presence that weak?
Hua Shao decided to spend the rest of his life hating this kid who forgets his friends as soon as he found love!
It was a shame that the young master was destined to never feel Hua Shao's anger.
"Let's go to the hospital first."
"...Oh. Okay."
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After going to the hospital, the two returned to their home.
Xue Shao crossed his long legs and clasped his feet with his hands. He was sitting like a well-behaved child. Several strands of hair on his head seemed to be doing their own thing.
"Little Xue, come here!"
Xue Shao scratched his head and no longer pretended to be obedient. He happily trotted into the bathroom.
"Take off your top. I'll wipe you down, so don't let the wound get wet."
The girl was wringing a wet towel.
She had changed into pink-colored home clothes. The thin fabric clung to her body and revealed her fine curves.
The little wolf in his heart was stirred up again.
"This, this isn’t good. Men and women shouldn't be too close." The young master's mouth said this but immediately did as he was told without any carelessness.
Linlang rolled her eyes and walked over to wipe him, taking care to avoid his wounds.
She calmly ignored the young man's flushed face the entire time.
It was normal for teenagers to get carried away by hormones. There was no need to make a fuss. Although this guy usually looked at her with a red face, this frequency was somewhat abnormal.
En, it must be that her charm was too invincible.
Who told her to be to such a beautiful sister. This is what they mean by, 'a natural beauty is hard to abandon'.
"All done. You can roll out."
Linlang turned her head and dipped the towel into the water. The young master saw the opportunity and sneakily slid the bar of soap to the opposite side with his feet. He then deliberately spoke with a flirtatious voice, "I think my ears are still wet. Can you help me wipe them?"
Linlang: "..."
Such a large bar of soap streaked across the room. Do you think I'm blind?
Can a sneak attack be so slapdash?
Linlang decisively ignored the young master's disappointed expression and stepped over the bar of soap.
The 108th sneak attack failed.
Linlang wiped his ears and his hair. The young master's hair was a little stiff, but it softened after the wash. The strands now hung down docilely, and when paired with his sad expression, he looked endearingly silly.
The large towel may have covered his small face, but his sighs couldn't be concealed.
There was nothing else to do but to coax this silly husky.
Linlang lifted the towel and stuck her face inside.
In that narrow and slightly dark space, the couple's proximity was a bit subtle.
The young master's heart throbbed again.
He stared at Linlang's eyebrows without blinking until he finally focused his gaze on her bright red lips.
He has tasted them before. It was a kind of sweetness that intoxicated his heart.
The orange lighting reflected on the white floor was dreamlike.
The young master nervously closed his eyes and tentatively kissed her.
Please don't push me away.
Hot sweat oozed from his palms.
He finally got his wish.
They kissed under the dark towel.
He bit her lips lightly, softly, for fear of hurting her.
At first, his hands were very dishonest and moved all over the place, but in the end, they obediently gathered on her waist.
It was not that he didn't want to, he simply didn't dare to.
He was afraid of not being the one to accompany her to the end.
After all, he can't promise her a future as he is.
So, Your Majesty, would you wait for me?
Wait until I'm all grown up when my hands and feet are powerful. I will sharpen the sword on my side and like a real general, set off to establish a kingdom for you.
When that time comes, please bestow me the most precious reward.
At the end of the long kiss, Linlang removed the towel to see a pair of reddened eyes.
"You crybaby, why are you crying again?"
Linlang was helpless.
The young master sniffled, "I—I don't want to either."
Wife, you pinched me really hard QAQ.
Could you be a little lighter next time?
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The author has something to say:-
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Why aren't you eating the sweet candy? My little fools~(●'?'●)
- Chaos in the wind (风中凌乱 — fēng zhōng língluàn)an internet buzz term that refers to someone's thoughts being shaken or being thrown into utter confusion↩︎
That fierce young master became a little husky. ♥️
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't do anything bad to him.
ReplyDeletePls no, you've already molded him into being an obedient dog, don't kick him to the curb
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck in every arc maleleads are masochist but i still find them super cute and sometimes feel sad for them as female lead is clearly abusing them but they still chase her desparately but I know they deserve the abuse , just can't help feel sad for them
ReplyDeleteLol that's so funny, however I totally agree with you. I can't help feeling bad for them too, especially this arc's male lead because he's such a crybaby.
DeleteWe can't really decide if to fell bad for them or not if we look at what they have done and what they become, so we could say that we as readers should have silly face ourself reading every arc, hahaha
DeleteI think I'm going to cry at the ending. Will he follow her. Jus tlike how the ML follow A Wan. I do hope so.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter
The Author's note seems to be a foreboding 😬
ReplyDeleteIndeed. We don't dare to eat such candy when we know that the poison it is laced with is neither slow acting nor weak. Xue Shao, this poor fool, is going to get crushed. I can smell the visceral scent of death and depression emanating from the novel's pores.
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