After My Death, The Villain Blackened Again: Chapter 82
ARC 2: THE FILM EMPEROR FROM HUMBLE ORIGINS (37)
Ji Zai was convinced by Yan Ge's logic once again and slowly munched on melon seeds while pressing down on its wildly beating heart: "Uh, actually, the task can still be salvaged. But if you let him go to jail, the task will really be unredeemable."
Yan Ge rolled her eyes: "If he does go to jail, the new world might just open up a way for him to see through his trial. Also, he won't be in there for very long and he still gets to be my brother. Only when a man loses something does he come to cherish it. Who knows, he might be enlightened."
Ji Zai: "..."
It was never able to pick faults with what the blockhead says, but every time it heard this chick speak, it felt there was something off about her logic.
It said weakly: "Do you think he'll go to the police station?"
"It's up to him." Human nature was very complicated and intermittently selfish. Yan Ge doesn't think Qi Yuan will go, but that has nothing to do with her. Right now she just wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Ji Zai: "You're really not going to chase after him? He might feel touched and only follow you for the rest of his life."
Yan Ge sneered: "With just a hook of my finger, countless people will come forward to follow me. There are even more people willing to accompany me to bed. Do I look like I'm lacking?"
Before Ji Zai could respond, she flared up: "I want him to be my little brother, not my bed partner."
Ji Zai was silent, it always felt like this blockhead was secretly showing off. Heck, its heart didn't feel too good: "Actually, when all is said and done, it's because you couldn't subdue him in bed. It's like us mythical beasts, once we come across a suitable mate, we want to subdue them. Only when it has been subdued by an outstanding male will it become obedient. Right now you're angry because your body's desires haven't been fulfilled."
Yan Ge: ???
Ji Zai: "It could be that he's too small and can't satisfy you. Ai, speaking of which, he is really tiny."
Yan Ge: ==......
Where the hell did this dirty beast come from?
She remembered that before getting bound to the system, this beast would only count its feathers every day. Where did it learn to talk big?
Was the system corrupting Ji Zai?
Yan Ge endured the chaos in the wind1 and asked: "Where did you get this fallacious logic from?"
"Why is it fallacious? This is experience from my thousands of years as a beast!"
"Why do I feel like you've changed? Ji Zai, only your feathers used to be yellow, do you know your heart has become yellow2 now?"
"Thank you for the compliment." When Ji Zai heard her words, it raised its neck up high and puffed out its feathery chest. After flapping its wings twice, it answered quite proudly: "I like yellow. My dream is to one day become a yellow mythical beast from head to claw."
"Your preferences are abnormal." Yan Ge couldn't help but satirize: "I wasn't actually complimenting you. Your thoughts have become a bit deviant. Have you been stimulated recently?"
Ji Zai disdainfully rolled its eyes at her: "I spend day and night studying human nature to help you complete your mission. You have it so good. When you can't complete the task, you come vent to me. It's fine if you have no heart, but you're not even humane."
Yan Ge grasped the key point: "Human nature?"
Ji Zai waved its wing and blocks of floating screens appeared all around them, showing various physical activities between men and women.
No, not just men and women. There were also animals.
Yan Ge nearly went blind.
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