After My Death, The Villain Blackened Again: Chapter 74

ARC 2: THE FILM EMPEROR FROM HUMBLE ORIGINS (30)

Which man would want to?

Qi Yuan laughed. Trying to pass it off as a joke, he spoke outrageously: "Jie, if this gets cut, who will give you sexual bliss? I'm still a little virgin. I was counting on giving you bliss for the second half of our lives. You can't be this ruthless. You'll scare me to tears."

"I can still enjoy sex without you." Yan Ge still had a serious face: "If you think it's a shame to be a virgin, we can find a woman for you to experience it beforehand. This kind of surgery is performed under general anesthesia. You don't need to be afraid of pain."

Yan Ge's tone and expression caused Qi Yuan to feel inexplicably panicked. He always had the feeling that his sister wasn't kidding.

But he remained called and asked with a snicker: "Is Jiejie willing to help me ****?"

"I'm your sister. That is immoral. I can't do that." Yan Ge's voice paused: "Are you afraid? You don't need to be afraid of this kind of thing. You'll be anesthetized and wake up fine."

Yan Ge paused again, then said: "Since it's been decided, there's no need to go experience it for yourself, otherwise you'll end up thinking about it in the future."

The woman didn't look like she was joking.

This is too heartless. She actually wants to castrate him. He only said he liked her a bit earlier than intended. Was it necessary to cut his life root?

He was getting angry, but it wasn't apparent on his face. He looked at her in a wronged and pitiful way: "Jie, will you like me if I cut it off?"

What kind of logic is this? Yan Ge answered very firmly: "I like you because you're my younger brother. It doesn't involve the feelings between men and women. Don't think about it from now on. Actually, as long as you cut it, your affection for me will change into a real sibling affection."

So, the reason for cutting his life root was so he would like her as a real sibling?

"Jiejie." As Qi Yuan stared at Yan Ge, his playful expression gradually faded. His eyes dimmed with sorrow, causing anyone who looked at him to feel distressed: "You weren't joking all this time?"

However, his current state was like winking amorously at a blind man. Yan Ge was not moved by the sad beauty in any way.

Yan Ge unconsciously shook her head: "I'm not joking. I'm your sister. I don't want you to go astray. Since you can't change it, then I'll help you get rid of the perpetrator..."

As Qi Yuan looked at the serious woman, the anger he felt gradually turned cold.

It was as if there was a hole in his heart, and a cold wind was blowing through it, causing him to shiver from head to toe. "Jie, there is no sister in this world who would want to turn her brother into a eunuch. No sister would tell her brother to cut it off. You always say you regard me as a brother, but ask yourself, do you really think that way?"

Qi Yuan has always wanted to ask Yan Ge this question.

She asked Ji Zai in her divine consciousness: "A blood-related sister can't ask her brother to cut his thing off?"

As of late, Ji Zai has been following an idol drama about a female lead with leukemia. At the peak of the plot, when the male lead cut his kidney to save the female lead, even though the screen was full of roasting comments like "this operation of buying apples with kidneys¹ is smooth", Ji Zai was not deterred by the storyline's plothole and wept loudly.

When it heard Yan Ge's question, it answered without looking back: "You can. As long as there's love, anything can be cut."

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1. Buying Apples with kidneysthis criticism is based on a real-life case where a high schooler sold his kidney to buy the latest iPhone↩︎

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